Lala Security Services
Crystal | Goblin | Mist
W19| P60
About Us
Lala Security Services (LSS) was created in partnership with FluffyBuns of Dynafell, Hiiroshi and GinBreadman of the Lalafellowship Cafe, Haro Kiti of the Hello Kitty Cafe, Korpa Templo of Lalapop, and Doc Laladay of the Huckleberry Saloon. We are here to bring fun and adorable lala security to your event, with the caveat that everyone on the team is trained as a bouncer and fully capable of delivering toestomping security if needed.
Staff
Here are our staff ranks/positions. Feel free to take a look around for more info!
Captains
LSS functions under a shared leadership model among the Captains. All Captains have an equal stake in the ownership, operation, and execution of LSS. The "Captain in Charge" rotates from month to month and takes care of LSS booking requests. They also provide for the general direction and creative vision of LSS.
Hiiroshi Kisekikatsu
Name: Hiiroshi Kisekikatsu
Job: SMN, AFK
Likes: Carbuncles, metallic sky blue dye, cake
Dislikes: lala hate, having no gil, pickles
Fluffy "Bean Dip" Buns
Name: Fluffy "Bean Dip" Buns
Job: PLD
Likes: computer, guns, cats, can of beans, pineapple pizza
Dislikes: Banana bread, wheat (corn is best), things that are weaker than 6 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness
Gin Breadman
Name: Gin Breadman
Job: NIN
Likes: Bread, justice, chili pistachios
Dislikes: Mold, crime, wasabi
Doc Laladay
Name: Doc Laladay
Job: MCH
Likes: Poker, Whiskey, Coffee, Cute things
Dislikes: Mean people, flat beer
Korpa Templo
Name: Korpa Templo
Job: DRG
Likes: Bartending, bar fighting, regular fighting, clubbing
Dislikes: Windex, super singular isogeny key exchange, fish
Haro Kiti
Name: Haro Kiti
Job: Master Culinarian
Likes: Baking cookies & Collecting cute things
Dislikes: Things that smell like stinky socks
Lieutenants
While the Captains are the owners, lieutenants are for all intents and purposes the managers.
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Name: TBA
Job: TBA
Likes: TBA
Dislikes: TBA
Senior Detectives
This is an honorary rank rarely granted, given in respect of significant contributions to LSS and the community of Eorzea.
Lemon Demon
Name: Lemon Demon
Job: Jack-of-all-Trades
Likes: Gil, food, cats, friends & family
Dislikes: Bugs, being hungry, & getting annoyed
Promoted to Senior Detective for: carrd design, discord administration, and exemplary hard work
Detectives
Detectives are the light roleplayers of LSS. In addition to being proficient in providing lala bouncer security, detectives can be relied on for roleplay events and providing a more immersive RP experience.
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Name: TBA
Job: TBA
Likes: TBA
Dislikes: TBA
Senior Patrollers
Patrollers who have completed six months on the job or 8 LSS events may be promoted to Senior Patroller.
Hahanna Hanna
Name: Hannah
Job: Sage/Reaper
Likes: Fishing, pumpkins, "Suffused with darkness, I shall prevail!"
Dislikes: Fishing, not having knees, and Titan
Lucrezia Con'doin with a Red Panda
Name: Luc & Dwayne the Panda
Job: SMN/SCH/DRK and all the other ones, Animated Emoter, Glam-a-fell
Likes: Receiving Headpats & Treats, Bards, Red Pandas, and Femroes
Dislikes: Drama, Current High Level Content, and Going Outside
Jasmine Meadows
Name: Jasmine or Jasy, also answers to Jas
Job: Machinist (Eorzian Marshal Service Ranger) / WHM (LSS Combat Medic)
Likes: Being in the wilds, Mining and Botanical work, head pats,Goldsmithing
Dislikes: Rude People, Drama
Aimee Wynehouse
Name: Aimee
Job: Machinist, Warrior
Likes: Explosions, and ground shattering smashes. Head pats, and long distance dotes,
and free food
Dislikes: Rude and mean people
Patrollers
The backbone of the force. Patrollers are relied on for their expertise in providing adorable lala security with the caveat that they are capable of being toestomping bouncers when needed.
Lhuna Lyehgatta
Name: Lhuna Lyehgatta
Job: WAR/DNC
Likes: Gil, head pats, shenanigans, snacks
Dislikes: Being picked up without permission, rude people
Rumi Antenora
Name: Rumi
Job: SGE, WHM, DNC, DRK (soon™️) | I do Security for The Mortuary Venue on Seraph.
Likes: Music, Hanging out with friends and doing MSQ
Dislikes: Meanies, Drama
Camellia Thetris
Name: Cam
Job: WAR/SGE/DNC main
Likes: doing content, exploring, boss FATEs, savage raids
Dislikes: people undercutting me on the market board, unsolicited head pats, mean people
Vivi Yeoppo
Name: Vivi
Job: Hardened Dancer, budding Pictomancer
Likes: Cats, Chocobo racing, posing for pictures, finding cute things to take pictures with, meticulously putting together outfits
Dislikes: Bad smells, icky food, mean people, and loud noises
Rookies
Welcome to the family! Complete one LSS gig and receive your bouncer training from a LSS Captain to be promoted to Patroller.
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Name: TBA
Job: TBA
Likes: TBA
Dislikes: TBA
Terms & Services
Terms & Services Info: Lala Security Services provides cutiepatootie lala bouncer security for Eorzean community events involving 60+ people and multiple venues.Rates: Top notch lala bouncer security for 300k per hour, per lala.Availability Hours: We are a by-request service, with periodic special openings at LSS Headquarters. The maximum amount of community gigs we take per month is two (maybe three depending). If you need us for an event, please fill out the form and one of the LSS Captains will let you know if we can support your event!
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