Lala Security Services
Crystal | Goblin | Mist
W19| P60
About Us
Lala Security Services (LSS) was created in partnership with FluffyBuns of Dynafell, Hiiroshi and GinBreadman of the Lalafellowship Cafe, Haro Kiti of the Hello Kitty Cafe, Korpa Templo of Lalapop, and Doc Laladay of the Huckleberry Saloon. We are here to bring fun and adorable lala security to your event, with the caveat that everyone on the team is trained as a bouncer and fully capable of delivering toestomping security if needed.
Staff
Here are our staff ranks/positions. Feel free to take a look around for more info!
Captains
LSS functions under a shared leadership model among the Captains. All Captains have an equal stake in the ownership, operation, and execution of LSS. The "Captain in Charge" rotates from month to month and takes care of LSS booking requests. They also provide for the general direction and creative vision of LSS.
Hiiroshi Kisekikatsu
Name: Hiiroshi Kisekikatsu
Job: SMN, AFK
Likes: Carbuncles, metallic sky blue dye, cake
Dislikes: lala hate, having no gil, pickles
Fluffy "Bean Dip" Buns
Name: Fluffy "Bean Dip" Buns
Job: PLD
Likes: computer, guns, cats, can of beans, pineapple pizza
Dislikes: Banana bread, wheat (corn is best), things that are weaker than 6 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness
Gin Breadman
Name: Gin Breadman
Job: NIN
Likes: Bread, justice, chili pistachios
Dislikes: Mold, crime, wasabi
Doc Laladay
Name: Doc Laladay
Job: MCH
Likes: Poker, Whiskey, Coffee, Cute things
Dislikes: Mean people, flat beer
Korpa Templo
Name: Korpa Templo
Job: DRG
Likes: Bartending, bar fighting, regular fighting, clubbing
Dislikes: Windex, super singular isogeny key exchange, fish
Haro Kiti
Name: Haro Kiti
Job: Master Culinarian
Likes: Baking cookies & Collecting cute things
Dislikes: Things that smell like stinky socks